Quote from Ted in Hooked
Future Ted: [v.o.] So there I was, at one of the surest signs of taking a relationship to the next level, an out-of-town wedding. It was finally happening. Ted: Champagne? Tiffany: Ted! Oh, my gosh. I forgot to call you. Ted: Well, whatever it is you wanted to talk about, we can talk about it now. Tiffany: Um, this is Jack. He's the best man at the wedding. We just got back together. Ted: You know, now that I think about it, a phone call would have been nice. Jack: You're Ted? Ouch! But I hear you make a mean chocolate cake.