Quote from Future Ted in Hooked
Lily: There's no shame in admitting it, Ted. We've all been on people's hooks, and we've all kept someone on a hook. Ted: Um, I most certainly have not. Robin: What? Are you joking? Ted: What? Robin: What about that girl from the university library, Henrietta? Ted: Henrietta and I are just friends. Robin: Oh, she is so on your hook. Ted: Absolutely not! Future Ted: [v.o.] She totally was. I mean, we cuddled. We shared chocolate cake. She gave me foot rubs. Long ones. I'm not proud, kids.