Quote from Marshall in Hooked
Marshall: Hey, so, I know that you've been having trouble letting Scooter off the hook. I decided what you need is practice. Now, you say the problem is his cute, sad eyes? Well... [Marshall goes and gets the teacup pig] Lily: [squeals] Marshall: All right, shut it, woman. Now, I want you to look at this teacup pig, and tell him that there's no way that you could ever be with him. Lily: Teacup pig, there is no way I can ever be with you. [stares into its eyes] Right now. Marshall: Oh, come on, grow a pair!