Barney: Really? You're really gonna sit here all night watching the door because Tiffany said she'll "try to stop by"?
Ted: Barney, I'm not gonna just give up on her.
Future Ted: [v.o.] I should've given up on her.
Ted: This girl is special.
Future Ted: She was the devil.
Ted: Things are gonna work out with Tiffany.
Future Ted: No, they're not, dumbass!