Quote from Marshall in Hooked
Marshall: We most certainly have not talked about this! Lily: Yes, we have. I've mentioned it tons of times. Lunch lady Scooter. Marshall: I thought that you were referring to some sort of long overdue device that carries around those poor, underappreciated lunch ladies. Lily: This explains a lot. [flashback to Lily and Marshall talking at home:] Lily: Lunch lady Scooter was there again today. Marshall: Oh ,yeah, did you jump on that thing? Give it a ride? Lily: No! Marshall: Really? If it were me, I'd be riding that scooter all day long until I broke that thing in half. [present:] Marshall: So those poor women still have to walk everywhere?