Quote from Ted in Hooked
Ted: Were you always this pretty? Or are you gonna give me that whole "Oh, in high school, I was really shy and awkward" line? Tiffany: I was shy and awkward. I was like 100 pounds heavier and I had these crazy buck teeth. Ted: Seriously? Tiffany: No. I've always been hot. What are you gonna do? Do you know who else would love this teacup pig? Ted: Hmm. Tiffany: My boyfriend.