Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I remember one time we all gathered at my apartment to watch the Super Bowl. Well, not all of us.
Announcer: [on TV] Welcome back to Super Bowl XLIV in Miami. Get a load of that guy. You think that's his real number?
[In the crowd at the Super Bowl, a suited-up Barney holds up a sign reading "HEY LADIES CALL BARNEY STINSON 1-917-555-0197]
Ted: Well, that explains where Barney is.
Robin: Dibs on his wings.