Ted: It's a phone girl?
Marshall: I know, I know. No. But, no, then we met her. And, Ted, she's a world-class violinist. She's a gourmet cook. And she can quote every line from Caddyshack!
Ted: Wow.
[later, Ted arrives at the date:]
Natalia: Hello, Ted. "And what brings you to this nape of the woods? "Neck of the wape? Why are you here?"
Future Ted: [v.o.] So, we all had dinner. And, kids, Lily and Marshall's hard work had paid off, because that girl was terrific. In fact...
Marshall: Oh, but, Natalia, tell Ted the problem.
Lily: Yeah. Yeah. Tell him. Tell him.
Natalia: Well, unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave the country soon because my visa is about to expire.
Lily: [whispers] She needs to get married.
Marshall: Federal law expressly dictates that a foreign national can't maintain residency for longer than
six months without a work visa. Sorry.
Future Ted: [v.o.] But when it came down to it...
Waiter: And you, sir, the rabbit or the duck?
Ted: What?
Waiter: It's a prix fixe menu for Valentine's Day, and we're already out of the steak, fish and chicken. So, rabbit or duck?
Ted: Rabbit. Sorry, guys. I gotta go.
Marshall: Why would Ted order rabbit if he was just gonna run out?