Barney: Not good enough. This whole week was a waste. And tomorrow, I'm gonna get fired.
Marshall: I'm really sorry, dude. But for what it's worth, this week wasn't a waste. We were all having a really horrible week and you took our minds off it.
Ted: Yeah. I had my first student drop my class. It sucked.
Robin: I met my soul mate and he never called me back. I mean, yet. He will. He will.
Marshall: We scared off a really great couple just because we share a toothbrush.
Barney: You share a toothbrush!
Robin: Well, them and Ted.
Barney: What?
Ted: Wait a second. When we were dating you borrowed that toothbrush all the time.
Robin: Oh, my God.