Jim Nantz: Unbelievable. You know, there's two things you don't do. One, you don't open an e-mail from Phil Simms in front of your kids. And two, you don't jinx a man going for a Perfect Week.
Barney: I don't know what to tell you. Lily's always messing with me.
Jim Nantz: I think she has a thing for the Barnacle.
Barney: You're a keen observer of the human condition, Jim Nantz.