Jim Nantz: Let's go to night six. Two girls away from perfection.
[night six at Ted and Robin's apartment as Barney enters:]
Ted: Hey. Hey. Dude, what are you doing here? Get down to the bar.
Barney: Ted, relax. I'm already six-for-six.
Ted: Really?
Barney: Yeah. I was lunching at Tavern on the Green. I started chatting up this Swedish supermodel. Next thing you know, I'm playing a day game in the back of a horse-drawn carriage. Giddy-what-up. [imitates horse neighing, stamps]
Ted: Awesome. What really happened?
Barney: I had lunch at a Staten Island Chili's and banged a drunk hairdresser. Are you happy, Truthy McGee?