Ted: Everything all right?
Barney: Absolutely. Sure. Top of the world. [sighs] Who am I kidding? I need your help.
Ted: Anything, buddy. What is it?
Barney: [sighs] Which one of these girls looks the dumbest?
Ted: All right, kid. Let's check the scouting report. What about the heater? [Barney shakes his head] High and outside? [Barney shakes his head] All right. I'd go with the slider. [Barney nods]
Barney: Thanks, Skip.
Ted: Yo. [slaps Barney's ass]