Quote from Marshall in The Perfect Week
Ted: I can't believe Barney might get fired. Marshall: Yeah, they're having a meeting on Friday to determine whether or not he keeps his job. Robin: Poor guy. He must be freaking out. Lily: I'm gonna go talk to him. Ted: Wait, no! You can't distract the man in the middle of a... you know what! Lily: Oh, come on! This is his career! This is much more important than some stupid Perfect... [Marshall covers Lily's mouth] Marshall: Okay. You can lick my hand as long as you want. I'm not gonna let you ruin his... Ow!