Lily: Wow, back-to-back nights. Barney is on fire.
Robin: [sighs] That girl's lucky. Barney was the best sex I ever had.
Ted: And he's the best friend I've ever had.
Lily: He's everything I want Marshall to be.
Marshall: He's everything I wish I could be.
[back to Barney imagining being interviewed by Jim Nantz:]
Barney: I'm just assuming that's what they say when I'm not around.
Jim Nantz: I buy it. You're awesome.