Future Ted: [v.o.] And after that, the stories kept coming.
[at MacLaren's:]
Marshall: So the CFO comes in to sign some acquisition papers. So Jenkins goes, "Excuse me, Mr. Wilcox. I think we forgot one of the documents. "
[We Jenkins get up from the conference table and suggestively grind behind behind the CFO]
Marshall: Jenkins!
[another flashback:]
Marshall: So we all go out for beers after work. Jenkins gets up on the table and starts gyrating like some sort of deranged stripper. Next thing you know, off comes the shirt. It was so gross. Jenkins.