Future Ted: [v.o.] Meanwhile, Cindy and I were having a lovely evening, except she wasn't kidding about her roommate complex.
Cindy: And another weird thing about my roommate, she does these bizarre paintings of robots playing sports.
Ted: Yeah, that is weird.
Future Ted: I was lying. That sounded awesome. Your mother's robot volleyball watercolor is hanging up in the den as we speak.
Cindy: Yeah. And she has this crazy habit of making breakfast food sing show tunes.
Ted: That's just bizarre.
Future Ted: Your mother's rendition of Memories as performed by an English muffin is, to this day, the most hauntingly beautiful thing I've ever heard.