Future Ted: [v.o.] So, there I was, kids, standing in your mother's apartment. Never mind the fact that I was on a date with her roommate, Cindy.
Ted: Sorry, I shouldn't be messing with your roommate's stuff. What's she like?
Future Ted: I didn't know it, but I was about to hear the very first description of the woman I'd one day marry.
Cindy: She's a whore. I think she's a dominatrix.
Ted: What?
Cindy: Okay, I'm sorry, none of that is true. I have a bit of a roommate complex.
Ted: Why?
Cindy: Guys are always falling in love with her.
Ted: Hey, hey, look at me. I promise you I am not going to fall in love with your roommate.
Future Ted: Oops.