Future Ted: [v.o.] Later that night, I embarked upon a very important first date.
Ted: How are you?
Cindy: Good. Come in.
Future Ted: It's funny. Sometimes you walk into a place you've never been before... But you get the feeling you're exactly where you're supposed to be. And, kids, that's the first time I ever saw your mother's little yellow bus. You know the one. It's right behind you.
Ted: Hey, this is cute.
Cindy: Actually, it's my roommate's.