Robin: See? Marshall doesn't think she's hot either.
Lily: Yes, he does. Baby, you don't have to pretend other women aren't attractive just for my sake.
Marshall: [scoffs] I know, and if that woman were anywhere near as hot as the woman I'm married to, then I'd admit it. But she's not.
Lily: Baby, you're so sweet, but compared to that woman, I am a big bag of three-day-old garbage.
Marshall: Well, I call 'em like I see 'em, and I just think you're the most beautiful woman in the world.
Lily: See, that's just annoying.