Lily: Just close your eyes. It'll be over soon.
Barney: [winces] Running through a meadow.
Lily: I can't do it. Why can't I do it?
Marshall: Because this slap has done exactly what I hoped. It's brought us all closer together. And it's caused us to recognize both the frailty and the greatness in ourselves and each other.
Barney: Oh, give me a break.
Marshall: And that is why, there will be no slap today. [unties Barney]
Barney: Oh, my God. This is the best Thanksgiving...
[Marshall slaps Barney]
Marshall: That's four! So, turkey?