Quote from Robin in Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
Marshall: Ted, Robin. It's two minutes until sundown. Have you guys decided which one of you is going to get to slap Barney right in his face? Robin: It's gonna be Ted. Ted: What? Why me? Robin: Last year, you got left at the altar. You lost your job. But you've come such a long way since then. I'm so proud of you, Ted. You deserve to slap someone in his face, as hard as you can. Ted: Thanks.