Ted: Okay, it's decided. Barney, come on. Get in the throne.
Barney: Are you...
Ted: Yeah, come on.
Barney: Well, I guess that is the best decision, Robin. I mean, men are stronger than women.
Ted: Don't listen to him, okay? It's been decided.
Barney: And that's what you've always wanted, isn't it, Robin? A strong man to take care of you? I mean, sure. Growing up, you were a scrapper. Playing hockey with the boys, skinning your knees on the ice. But what you couldn't tell your teammates... What you couldn't even tell yourself... Was that all you really wanted was that pretty white dress in that pretty white chapel. And at the end of that center aisle, strewn with pretty white flowers, a man to do all your slapping for you.
Robin: Let me at him!