Ted: Look, I've wanted to slap Barney since the moment I met him!
Robin: You don't think that I want to slap Barney?
Ted: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! This slap was supposed to be a wonderful thing, a gift, and... Look, it's turned us against each other.
Robin: Oh, my God, you're right. This once pure fruit has turned into a poison slapple. You know what? Seriously, you take it.
Ted: Are you sure?
Robin: Slapsolutely.