Quote from Ted in Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap
Ted: I carried that huge turkey all the way up here. Robin: I paid for cab fare. Ted: Well, you slept with one of my best friends! Robin: What? You said you were okay with that. Ted: Well, I'm not! Robin: Well, why didn't you say something at the time? Ted: Because I'm still in love with you! Robin: ... Do you really want to slap Barney so bad you would lie about being in love with me? Ted: I really want to slap him, okay?