Robin: He's all yours.
Ted: It's you, I insist.
Robin: Okay, I'll do it.
Ted: Wait, what?
Robin: I'm just saying, I'll slap him.
Ted: What, so that's just, like, the end of the discussion?
Robin: Well, you said I could slap him.
Ted: Uh,I was just being nice. If anyone's gonna slap him, it's gonna be me.
Robin: No, it's not.
[As Ted and Robin square off, Barney looks a lot more comfortable]
Barney: This is interesting.