[Ted and Robin are gesticulating wildly as they discuss slapping Barney, who is sitting between them on the couch]
Ted: No, seriously, Robin, you should get the slap. You're a great slapper. In fact, I want to study slapping under your tutelage. I want to be your slap-prentice.
Robin: Don't sell yourself short there. Teddy. You're a slapping rock star. Your name should be Eric Slapton.
Barney: Okay, okay. Guys, this is torture. Just put me in the chair...
Ted: Slapping throne.
Barney: And get it over with!