Future Ted: [v.o.] In November 2009, Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily hosted the first Thanksgiving at their very own apartment. And Marshall had found the perfect turkey.
[Marshall gets out of a cab while talking on his cell phone]
Marshall: Oh, baby, it is beautiful. It's 22 pounds. It's organic. Remember my bald Uncle Heinrek? It looks exactly like his head.
[The cab drives away]
Marshall: Oh, my God. My turkey! My turkey!
Future Ted: [v.o.] So, when we showed up for the big day, Marshall was pretty bummed out.
Robin: Well, we got the turkey.
Marshall: No, you didn't. You got the pathetic replacement turkey. Damn it, you know, why didn't I listen to the prerecorded voice of former mayor Ed Koch reminding me to take my belongings?