Barney: An actress. Of course. That explains her impeccable diction and her sluttiness.
Lily: Barney, I've got half a mind to take that playbook and put it up on the internet for the whole world to see.
Barney: You wouldn't.
Lily: I won't, as long as you agree to no more scams, no more cons, no more hustles, no more hoodwinks, no more gambits, no more stratagems and no more bamboozles.
Barney: I notice you left out flimflams.
Lily: No flimflams!
Barney: Damn it.