Shelly: I know. I'm sorry, I feel terrible.
Lily: You should feel terrible!
Shelly: I do feel terrible! I do!
Lily: You should!
Shelly: I do, I do!
Lily: You should! You should!
Shelly: I don't. Look, I was really looking forward to meeting Ted, but I got to the bar an hour early and I met this amazing guy. Like, seriously amazing.
Lily: And you met him at MacLaren's?
Shelly: Yeah, right at the bar.
Lily: What's his name?
Shelly: I shouldn't say. Oh, what the heck. It's Lorenzo Von Matterhorn!
[cut to Lily at Barney's apartment:]
Lily: You son of a bitch.