Alan Thicke: Let me repeat, I am Alan Thicke.
Meg: You're Alan Thicke?
Alan Thicke: No.
Lily: Alan Thicke, you're up. Get on out there.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And so, Lily followed through with her plan. First, Alan Thicke, followed by Crazy Meg, then the robot and, finally, the dirty dishes. But by the end of it...
Lily: They're kissing. They shouldn't be kissing. Why isn't this working?
Ted: Because they're in love.
Marshall: It really was just a rough patch.
Lily: What the hell am I doing? This whole thing was a mistake.