[Marshall and Lily join Ted as they watch Barney's recorded plea on the "Archisexture" tape:]
Barney: [on tape] I might look happy, but don't believe it. Barney Stinson is meant to be single. So, please, if you value my best friendship... That's right, Marshall, I'm his best friend. How does that feel? Then get me out of this. And, finally, since you were expecting some porn. [Barney focuses the camera on his bed, where a naked woman is waiting] No, no, no, baby. Don't worry. The flashing green light means it's off.
Lily: Are we sure he was finished talking?