Quote from Marshall in Bagpipes
Marshall: He's right. Ted: No! Barney's stupid ideas are what got you into this quagmire. There's no exit strategy. Just wash your stupid dishes. Marshall: No! Those dishes are my manhood. And if I want to leave my manhood dirty in the sink, caked with ketchup and pasta... Barney: What are you eating? Marshall: Then damn it, that's my right! I'll wash my manhood when I'm good and ready!