Quote from Marshall in Bagpipes
Barney: What happened to the "I'm tired after my draining day and I want to use my leftover energy showering you with love" argument? Marshall: I should have written that down. [flashback to Marshall and Lily in their kitchen:] Marshall: Look, Lily, I... I make more money than you. Lily: Excuse me? Marshall: Dance for me. [present:] Barney: Oh, Marshall. Ted: Dude.