Future Ted: [v.o.] I decided to go to the bar for some peace and quiet. That didn't work out so well.
Barney: Ted, I hate to have to be the one to tell you this. Marshall and Lily are getting a divorce.
Ted: No, they're not.
Barney: Just listen to what I witnessed yesterday.
[flashback to Barney joining Marshall and Lily in their kitchen:]
Lily: Baby, you mind washing that?
Marshall: No problem.
Barney: I should go.
[present:]
Barney: She makes him wash his dishes right away, Ted. I give them two, maybe three weeks, tops.
Ted: Barney, that's not a big deal. And it's certainly not a big enough deal for you to be holding my hands.
Barney: They're in big trouble, Ted.