Quote from Ted in Duel Citizenship
Marshall: What are you doing? We can't just leave Lily. When she wakes up, she's going to freak! Ted: She'll have a back rub and a crumpet. She'll be fine. Relax. Have some fun. Marshall: I just abandoned my wife. How am I supposed to have fun? [four minutes later:] Marshall and Ted: [singing] And I would walk 500 miles. And I would walk 500 more...