Woman: Look who's back from the wishing well.
Ted: It didn't work, I'm still here. Marshall, what are we doing? We should be on the road.
Marshall: Look, Ted, we're not in college anymore, okay? We don't have to drive all night.
Lily: Besides, they have a spa. What kind of treatments do you offer?
Woman: All our spa treatments are designed for couples. Would you be interested in the two person, cornmeal body scrub?
Future Ted: [v.o.] And then finally it happened. Marshall and Lily globbed into one big married glob.
[Ted imagines Lily and Marshall's bodies merging]
Marshall and Lily: We'd love cornmeal body scrub!
Ted: Whoa. I got to dial back on the Tantrum.