Quote from Lily in Duel Citizenship
Female voice [on tape] Goodbye Sparky, by Nick Leotti. Read to you by Kenny Rogers. Marshall: Oh! Kenny Rogers: [on tape] Chapter one: When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth, but I loved him anyway. Mother was fit to be tied every time he used her prized rhododendron to do his business. [Marshall laughs] Lily: That reminds me, I have to pee.