Ted: Anyway, speaking of food, Marshall, I've got some bad news. Just read online, Gazzola's is closing.
Marshall: No!
Robin: What's Gazzola's?
Ted: A filthy mecca of spectacular, if undercooked, pizza located at 316 Kinzie Street, Chicago, Illinois.
Marshall: Back in college, Ted and I used to take these crazy road trips from Connecticut all the way to Chicago just for Gazzola's pizza.
Ted: 22 hours. No map. We'd just jump in the Fiero and drive. We were like Lewis and Clark, if Lewis and Clark peed in empty soda bottles and had a bong made out of a cantaloupe.