[Marshall and Lily are on the couch under a blanket eating ice cream:]
Marshall: I can't believe they broke up with us.
Lily: We're so lovable.
Marshall: No, we're not. We're ugly and gross.
Lily: I thought we did everything right.
Marshall: I know! I know. We had Gouda. We had my waffle story. I even sent them a awesome photo montage. Nothing.
Lily: Oh, dear God. Marshall, we've been over and over this. You have to stop sending those to people.