Quote from Barney in The Sexless Innkeeper
Future Ted: [v.o.] It was the Fall of 2009 and I was a professor now. So I decided to change my look a little bit. And people were noticing. Barney: Ah, tweed. Textile of the eunuch. Marshall: You know, I've always wondered why those tweed jackets have elbow patches. Barney: Because the people who wear them are constantly going, "Aw, geez, why can't I get laid?"