Quote from Barney in Robin 101
Barney: Hey. Before you say anything, I am done with this stupid Robin 101, okay? Here, I'll get rid of the notebook. But there's... There's something that I did want to say to you. Robin, I have been with a lot of women, blondes, brunettes, redheads, big boobs, small boobs, medium boobs, some boobs that were big, but kind of in a bad way. The point is - Boobs that pointed in opposite direc... The point is... I'm really scared that you're going to dump me and that's why I did this and I'm sorry. Robin: You're an idiot. [kisses Barney]