Lily: A college notebook?!
Robin: Oh, my God, he's cheating on me with some college girl. I knew there was a skank but I thought she'd at least be dumb. "Birthday: July 23. Favorite hockey team: the Vancouver Canucks. Age: 29, but tells people that she's 26." Oh, my God, these are notes about me. Or some 29-year-old version of me.