Robin: Plus, he keeps saying he's working late. But when I call his office, they say he left hours ago.
Lily: Well, that doesn't prove anything.
Robin: Yes. Proof. Good word. I'm glad you brought that up. Barney's briefcase. He forgot it here this morning.
Lily: And what do you plan on doing with it?
Robin: We. We - you and I - are going to open it up and look for evidence. Ted probably has a sledgehammer around here somewhere.
Lily: No, stop, stop. Eye contact. Listen to me. Robin Scherbatsky is many things: friend, confidant, occasional guest star in some confusing dreams that remind me a woman's sexuality is a moving target. But she is no crazy, jealous stalker-bitch. Let go.