Barney: [on the phone] Ted, we found a stripper who looks exactly like Lily!
Ted: Yeah, I can't talk right now.
Barney: I'm speechless, too. Everything's as perky as we've always imagined!
Marshall: Stop looking at her.
Ted: Uh, look, I got to go. Take a picture.
Barney: Oh, I will. But first, I'm going to make Marshall watch as I wedge Ulysses S. Grant between his wife's tatas.
Marshall: I'll kill you!