Barney: Dude, Lily gets you in real life She has no business in your fantasies.
Marshall: It's all I know, okay? I can't, I can't help it.
Barney: I accept your invitation. Marshall Eriksen, from this day forward, I will be the wing man of your mind. Now, focus on the next dancer. Put Lily completely out of your mind.
Announcer: [v.o.] Gentlemen, say hello J-J-J-Jasmine.
Marshall: Barney? Is it just me or does that stripper look exactly like...?