Robin: Really. We sat down. We had the talk. Barney's my boyfriend now.
Barney: And Robin's my girlfriend. I know it sounds nuts, but it feels good to say.
Robin: We're both afraid of commitment. But the fact is, we also can't live without each other.
Barney: And if the alternative is not being together, then it's worth taking this risk 'cause she's awesome.
Robin: And he's awesome. He looks nice in a suit.
Barney: She can handle her Scotch.
Robin: He's my boyfriend.
Barney: And she's my girlfriend.
[Lily finally unlocks the door and hugs them]
Marshall: Good enough! [whip cracks]