Future Ted: [v.o.] Finally, my first class had arrived. For real this time. I knew I had to make a strong impression. I had thought of everything. Except...
[Ted writes on the blakboard in his class]
Ted: [inner monologue] Wait. Does professor have one "F" or two? Oh, my God... Oh, my God! Professor. Pro-fess-or. They're all staring at me. I don't know. Just do something! Two "F's". That looks right. I think that's right.
[Ted turns around. A woman shakes her head. Ted turns the second "F" into an "E". The woman nods.]