Barney: We're not gonna have the talk.
Marshall: Would you just have the talk, okay? It's a five-minute conversation, and then you get to have sex afterwards. It's great! Back me up, Ted.
Ted: I don't think the talk is necessary.
Marshall: [high-pitched] What?!
Barney: Thank you, Ted.
Ted: Because Robin is already his girlfriend.
Barney: [high-pitched] What?!