Ted: I know what you're all thinking. Who's this cool peer of mine up in front the class?" I know the board says "Professor Mosby," but to you I'm Ted. [The blonde woman raises her hand] Question. Awesome. Hit it.
Blonde Woman: Yeah, here's my question, "Ted," who the hell do you think you are?
Man #1: Yeah Ted, we're supposed to learn from you? You failed as an architect.
Ted: Well...
Man #2: And if you're a professor, where's your hat and your whip?
Ted: They're at home. I...
Woman #2: And where are your pants?
[Ted wakes up in bed. Barney is at his bedside]
Ted: Oh, God. Barney, it was awful. I was teaching...
Barney: Ted, now's not a good time. Where do you keep your condoms?