Future Ted: [v.o.] After that, the summer went by way too fast. Until all of a sudden, it was the Friday before my first day as a college professor.
Ted: Whoa, what's this?
Marshall: It's just a little something that we got for you that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time.
Ted: A fedora! [puts the hat on and removes a whip] I'm Indiana Jones! I'm Indiana Jones!!
Barney: That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000, the best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy. Yeah, I have a whip guy. [whip cracks]